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I used to steal cookies, but fandoms happened

iamturntechgodhead:

what have i done

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

(Source: k009)

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

(Source: icelikelollies)

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

A lovely poem by Mod

thatgreenguysergiu:

better-optimist-than-pessimist:

thatgreenguysergiu:

((Orbistan is Red

United Feds are Blue

Let’s kick some ass

no Imporians))

you mean no kolechians

WIFE IS FROM KOLECHIA

okashishii:

You’re Full of Secrets

Hey Happy Doctor River Day! <3I have so many feels for these two, please someone give me all their stories or kill me now.

karadin:

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

Mark ships Science Bros so hard

(Source: fluffalos)

dreadlocmamaa:

oh
my
fucking
god

(Source: stuff-that-irks-me)

dearory:

I slept in it

(Source: dearory)

(Source: precociouslittleshit)

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never